Funny used car ads
If you cant laugh at ugly cars what can you laugh at? The dealership that launched ugly cars was, and still is known for selling vehicles with absolute honesty to a point of absurdity. Some of these delightfully offensive ads get listed here along with others that found their way to us via the internet.
escape the rust
SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…
Bus drivers should focus on parked cars
Someone actually bought this! SOLD! 2012 Ford Focus. LOOK! A Ford that’s broken at no fault of its own. The back story on this one is that apparently, a bus driver was unable to FOCUS on parked cars leading to this puddle jumper taking a hit and coming out a little worse for wear. One…
Better use of a junk ford truck as a toolbox
Be the Envy of the Shop! Buy this Ford Truck Themed TOOLBOX. Richmond, VA. $1450 Why invest thousands of your hard earned dollars with Snap-On or Matco when you can get so much more storage space for a fraction of the cost! This rolling cabinet has space for every tool you could ever need. Not…
Sad story of a crashed challenger
SOLD! Challenger Accepted. These cars have been a real smash hit since they first came out and this one is no exception. Despite the fact that this one has all the fury of a Dodge Caravan under the hood it still slid into an unfortunate situation involving car math: speed X mass + immovable object…
Stuck at home? Sick of waiting for VDOT? Plow your own road!
The world is full of problems but being snowed in because your street is plowed last won’t have to be one of them! Homer Simpson did it, so can you! PLOW YOUR OWN ROAD with this handy snow plow truck! Hate kids? PLOW THE SLED HILL! Want to make sure the trash man, Chinese delivery…
Almost as slow as it is ugly! DIESEL rat “rod” Chevy.
Please rescue me from this truck before I decide to keep it. This thing has everything you could want. Styling inspired by an ugly stepchild, rust repairs made with expired license plates, a german diesel engine to make it slow enough for the brakes that barely work to be less of a concern. the floorboard…
FIRE TRUCK! Ok that’s sorta a lie, It can’t put out fires. @ Roscoe’s Misfit Used Cars.
SATISFY that childhood dream of owning your own “Fire” truck. Sure it has all the looks and even the feel of a fire truck but quite less then the function as the pump is inoperable. boo. THATS OK! This misfit fire truck has other great features. It comes with ladders! Those are fun, The lights…
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