Who wants to play an nostalgic game of “Cops or Old People” 2010 Crown Vic Police Interceptor
Do you have what it takes to move from the back seat to the front? Are you ready to own the headlights that struck fear in the hearts of millennial drivers everywhere? This P71 does start run and move (selectively) but like every other piece of hot garbage @ Richmond Auto Exchange, it’s cheap for…
Read MoreDock this pirate ship at your favorite walmart
Sick of paying rent but want to avoid homelessness? Consider surfing local Walmart parking lots and cracker barrels in your own over-the-road pirate ship project motorhome. This Winnebago does start run and move but not reliably enough to appeal to suburban families or anyone who would not consider the chance of a ride behind a…
Read MoreTransitioning from just for fun to make it faster.
Bombing this turd around our little track has been a blast but since it refuses to die, the time has come to address some specific issues keeping the experience from the best version of itself. The fact that we get to test some hardware along the way is a major bonus. The biggest issue has…
Read MoreAny vehicle can be an off-road vehicle if you’re willing to gamble…
Imagine if Woodsy Owl and Howdy Raccoon decided to take nature conservation matters into their own hands on the trails in a clapped-out, lifted (or not) Honda Civic and you’d be pretty close to what Tate Morgan and like-minded folks started in 2014 in the backcountry of somewheresville, Oregon with the Gambler 500. In the…
Read MoreRelive your childhood. Buy this car with styling inspired by the Little Tykes Cozy Coupe & Barney the Dinosaur.
When buying a car, Do you put ridiculous styling and a low price before all other considerations? With styling, performance, and ergonomics inspired by a child’s driveway toy, most folks would consider this thing a poor choice when it was new. Not you! Maybe you work from home and don’t have anywhere to go anyway.…
Read MoreHanging curtains in a haunted house.
It has been way too much fun running this thing around our little track and the time has come to make a few changes. The current suspension is lowering springs wrapped around blown stock struts. It just so happens that Fortune Auto, a company that makes custom coilovers, is right across the river from us.…
Read MoreIs your pull out game as weak as your impulse control? You need this big-ass van for all those kids.
Do you feel religiously exempt from birth control? Are you a homeschool family with 13 kids? Perhaps you collect baby mommas or daddies proportional to your body count? This van fits all of these situations and more. From your house to grandma’s house, to a game or the mall. Short of a school bus you…
Read MoreAre you good at fixing lawnmowers, like meeting cops and have a buddy with a tow truck?
You are gonna love this Integra. This thing checks off all the boxes for any serious Honda street racer. Faded spray paint job. Wing you big enough to create lift. Engine parts from other Hondas. eBay parts including a Wuhan war whistle. Giant inefficient front mount intercooler. Loudest available compressor bypass valve. Doesn’t run so…
Read MoreBefore & After Gallery (user submitted content)
Sometimes folks buy these eyesores and turn them into eye candy. And, one sometimes they share pics with us! Here is where you can find these fantastic user-submitted pictures. We will try and keep this up to date. Please note: these are not in any specific organized order and we are not motivated to properly…
Read MoreCan we kill it?
Some vehicles are just worth more to have fun in than they would return in a retail sale. This forester was one of those vehicles but I never would have guessed the smiles per gallon this thing delivers. I figured a solid hour of fun was going to be had with this thing in the…
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