Crappy Hondas
Are you good at fixing lawnmowers, like meeting cops and have a buddy with a tow truck?
You are gonna love this Integra. This thing checks off all the boxes for any serious Honda street racer. Faded spray paint job. Wing you big enough to create lift. Engine parts from other Hondas. eBay parts including a Wuhan war whistle. Giant inefficient front mount intercooler. Loudest available compressor bypass valve. Doesn’t run so…
Read MoreAny sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on?
Any sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on? I got you, it comes complete with a “race” header and a fart can. Relive your glory days of exhaust tickets and losing races to V6 camaros. It even has mismatched wheels, mechanical issues, and an automatic transmission as an excuse for why…
Read MoreDUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles.
I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions I already answered in the ad. Instead I will tell you about the potential fun you could have with this car. -Running over trash cans-Jumping…
Read MoreMore family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY.
You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…
Read MoreMisfit Hoopdies! $500 each.
Sing along! “A Honda for Jimmy A Mercedes for Sue A Truck that will even smell, “just like poo” When Hoopdoe-Sale Day is here The most wonderful day of the year.” $500 Car sale time! These are great for lawn art, redneck target practice, demo derby etc. The diesel benz runs great but…
Read Moredumpy honda crv
SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win arguments and prove the “norm” wrong but need proof to back up your position? I have just the vehicle for you. Challenge everyone that tells…
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