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Misfit Hoopdies! $500 each.

By uglycars | May 24, 2018

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Sing along! “A Honda for Jimmy A Mercedes for Sue A Truck that will even smell, “just like poo” When Hoopdoe-Sale Day is here The most wonderful day of the year.” $500 Car sale time! These are great for lawn art, redneck target practice, demo derby etc. The diesel benz runs great but…

Budget “focused” mid-life crisis car.
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Relive your childhood. Buy this car with styling inspired by the Little Tykes Cozy Coupe & Barney the Dinosaur.
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