Posts Tagged ‘junk cars’
escape the rust
SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…
Read MoreBus drivers should focus on parked cars
Someone actually bought this! SOLD! 2012 Ford Focus. LOOK! A Ford that’s broken at no fault of its own. The back story on this one is that apparently, a bus driver was unable to FOCUS on parked cars leading to this puddle jumper taking a hit and coming out a little worse for wear. One…
Read MoreSad story of a crashed challenger
SOLD! Challenger Accepted. These cars have been a real smash hit since they first came out and this one is no exception. Despite the fact that this one has all the fury of a Dodge Caravan under the hood it still slid into an unfortunate situation involving car math: speed X mass + immovable object…
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