funny used car ads
Look, a Prius for sale, cheap!
But hold up, before you put your hair in a man bun and run to Starbucks on the way to our lot let me tell you a few things about this car you need to know. It’s actually not that good on gas unless you drive like the mailman, it’s got two motors but it’s…
Read MoreAny sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on?
Any sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on? I got you, it comes complete with a “race” header and a fart can. Relive your glory days of exhaust tickets and losing races to V6 camaros. It even has mismatched wheels, mechanical issues, and an automatic transmission as an excuse for why…
Read MoreLike Camping? Pay good money to live like the homeless.
All the best memories… or the most horrific, it all depends on your perspective. This International metro camper conversion has it all. AC, sofa, kitchen sink, dinette even a bucket. Chances are the only thing that still works is that toilet bucket. We had it cranking over but it never started. Someone did hang new…
Read MoreAffordable reliable cars not your thing? Check out my discounted Audi
Are you a VW Audi fanboy? Does your idea of a good time involve hanging out in the customer waiting area at the local VW Audi dealer dining on vending machine snacks and instant coffee? Do you put European style and branding before value and performance? we have the perfect car for you. This specific…
Read MoreDelightfully Trashy! – 1989 Chevrolet Camaro IROC 5.7
Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…
Read More1970’s Style, unreliably packaged
If you are like us you appreciate vehicles that exhibit a perfect balance of quality, performance, reliability, comfort, and style. Here at Roscoe’s, we don’t have that vehicle. What we do have is this Ford Pinto, and for $750 this shining example of why so much of the ’70s was just bad and needs to…
Read MoreHave more fun with this dumpy lifted half ton.
1/2 Ton Lifted 4×4 Suburban (running project) $1,999 23234 Over the hill and thru the woods, right over top of someone’s house, this truck could probably go. Great for killing trash cans, traffic barrels, or the occasional port-o-potty. Whatever you decide to hit be ready to commit as you are going to have to finish…
Read Moretow-cedes benz
Do you often regret decisions you make as the result of putting form before function? We have the car for you. This shiny Mercedes on chrome wheels won’t disappoint. It’s got fancy leather seats, woodgrain on the dash and double pane glass in the windows to help distract you from the flat tires, list of…
Read MoreReefer Truck!
Reefer Truck! Sorry, not the fun kind. However, the back of this thing gets colder then your ex-wife making anything you put in the back last longer then it would in your trunk even on a sunny day. The insulated walls effectively keep cool temperatures and sound inside the box. Great for perishable items such…
Read MoreBE LIKE MOSES! You need this BIG ole Church Van!
Here is your chance to Be like Moses! Let this van help you lead your people thru challenges and judgement just like Moses did. Buying this van gives you an opportunity to test the faith of your passengers since It has faced the judgement of a state inspector and failed for numerous safety related items.…
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