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More miles on it than your mom & can handle 15 dudes at once. 2009 Ford Passenger Van
The front end is a little loose, the intake & rear both leak a little, and getting her started takes a special trick with the shifter. There is also a little surface corrosion underneath but we all know you like to live dangerously. She will start run and move but once you get her going…
Read MoreKill Cones and put trash cans into low orbit with this beast old truck.
Have you ever dreamed of a cone-kill trashcan terminating porta-potty plowing escapade in an old truck? We have the truck you need right here. There are enough inspection-failing items to make this truck legitimately dangerous and the length of time it’s been since its last wash and now, completes the “look” to go with it.…
Read MoreYou are gonna die anyway, it may as well be fun.
If you like to face life’s challenges by repeatedly cheating death I have the project car you have been looking for. 1977 MGB does start run and move but this thing has about the same number of safety features as your average golf cart. It also has about the same size engine leaving much of…
Read MoreDid you start the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car, and catching a DUI? (again)
I have the perfect car for you! Since you’re about to be hemmed up by court costs and the loss of your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Jaguar can help. This thing is…
Read MoreLook, a Prius for sale, cheap!
But hold up, before you put your hair in a man bun and run to Starbucks on the way to our lot let me tell you a few things about this car you need to know. It’s actually not that good on gas unless you drive like the mailman, it’s got two motors but it’s…
Read MoreAny sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on?
Any sentimental Honda fans out there need to get their bumblebee on? I got you, it comes complete with a “race” header and a fart can. Relive your glory days of exhaust tickets and losing races to V6 camaros. It even has mismatched wheels, mechanical issues, and an automatic transmission as an excuse for why…
Read MoreLike Camping? Pay good money to live like the homeless.
All the best memories… or the most horrific, it all depends on your perspective. This International metro camper conversion has it all. AC, sofa, kitchen sink, dinette even a bucket. Chances are the only thing that still works is that toilet bucket. We had it cranking over but it never started. Someone did hang new…
Read MoreAffordable reliable cars not your thing? Check out my discounted Audi
Are you a VW Audi fanboy? Does your idea of a good time involve hanging out in the customer waiting area at the local VW Audi dealer dining on vending machine snacks and instant coffee? Do you put European style and branding before value and performance? we have the perfect car for you. This specific…
Read MoreDelightfully Trashy! – 1989 Chevrolet Camaro IROC 5.7
Nothing says “hot rod” quite like a red Camaro with shining paint, a fancy interior, big back tires and rumbling powerful V8 under the hood. Unfortunately, this Camaro has none of those things. Instead, we can offer you a delicate balance of faded red paint, dents, ragged out interior, and an overheating engine. Picture yourself…
Read More1970’s Style, unreliably packaged
If you are like us you appreciate vehicles that exhibit a perfect balance of quality, performance, reliability, comfort, and style. Here at Roscoe’s, we don’t have that vehicle. What we do have is this Ford Pinto, and for $750 this shining example of why so much of the ’70s was just bad and needs to…
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