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Reefer Truck!
Reefer Truck! Sorry, not the fun kind. However, the back of this thing gets colder then your ex-wife making anything you put in the back last longer then it would in your trunk even on a sunny day. The insulated walls effectively keep cool temperatures and sound inside the box. Great for perishable items such…
Read MoreBecause (diy) Racecar
This vehicle came to us from the son of its original builder. He worked on this car for years but sadly illness moved in on him faster then he could get this project finished. We saw it for sale and heard the story and knew immediately it needed to come here. It’s built mostly from…
Read MoreBE LIKE MOSES! You need this BIG ole Church Van!
Here is your chance to Be like Moses! Let this van help you lead your people thru challenges and judgement just like Moses did. Buying this van gives you an opportunity to test the faith of your passengers since It has faced the judgement of a state inspector and failed for numerous safety related items.…
Read MoreCELEBRATE MEDIOCRITY – Ford Escort Sedan (its a happy little car)
Check out this simple four door escort. It starts it runs and it drives. There is absolutely nothing exciting about this car. This is exactly the sort of car you put your son in and know without a doubt hes not going to be bringing girls home in it for anything other then to do…
Read MoreMore mediocrity for sale, Reliably Packaged.
If life is too exciting for you I have the car you need. You cant do delightfully boring better than a Prius. It does many things but none of them that well. Its got both a gas engine and an electric motor but its still slow. Its good on gas but only in town. Its…
Read MoreREDNECK FERRARI. Enjoy donuts even without the snow.
If you want to be more like Garth Brooks and have friends in low places you need the right car to get you there. This 1995 Pontiac is not just a Firebird. It is a TRANS AM firebird! that means more donuts. more trips to walmart, even more mullet! Your sister is going to LOVE…
Read MoreGet PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)
Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine. GET PAID TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT! While other snack vendors sell sugary sodas OR fattening snacks. You can make money clogging arteries with both! This…
Read MoreDid you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI?
We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Cadillac can help. This thing is PRETTY, the…
Read MoreDon’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo!
Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a doorstop for a large door or gate. This vehicle represents only the finest things Chevrolet could manage to buy from South Korea. Fair shape inside,…
Read MoreTwo mode Prius “hybrid” driveway art special
Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers all the benefits of Prius ownership from looking cool in the driveway, making your neighbors think you are eco-conscious, even your friends will insist on…
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