REDNECK FERRARI. Enjoy donuts even without the snow.
If you want to be more like Garth Brooks and have friends in low places you need the right car to get you there. This 1995 Pontiac is not just a Firebird. It is a TRANS AM firebird! that means more donuts. more trips to walmart, even more mullet! Your sister is going to LOVE…
Read MoreGet PAID to make people Fat! Buy this vending machine. (Sold)
Do you hate people? Do you want to make money? Be your own boss! Your path to financial independence and the destruction of mankind can start with this vending machine. GET PAID TO MAKE PEOPLE FAT! While other snack vendors sell sugary sodas OR fattening snacks. You can make money clogging arteries with both! This…
Read MoreDid you ring in the new year by getting drunk, wrecking your car and catching a DUI?
We have the perfect car for you! Since your about to be hemmed up by court costs and losing your license, having a car that drives is not a priority but you still got to do what you can to maintain your swagger, on a budget. This Cadillac can help. This thing is PRETTY, the…
Read MoreDon’t try to resist this record-setting 2014 Chevrolet spark with only 24k on the odo!
Perfect car for the person who wants to say their car is less than 5 years old but never actually needs to drive anywhere. Could also be used as a doorstop for a large door or gate. This vehicle represents only the finest things Chevrolet could manage to buy from South Korea. Fair shape inside,…
Read MoreTwo mode Prius “hybrid” driveway art special
Are you ready to look like you have a liberal arts degree but not have to break your parent’s bank account? I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU. This vehicle delivers all the benefits of Prius ownership from looking cool in the driveway, making your neighbors think you are eco-conscious, even your friends will insist on…
Read MoreDUMPY CIVIC Save gas (and money) while jumping puddles.
I could go ahead and list all the problems this car has right up front but all most people will read is HONDA, CIVIC and CHEAP then call with questions I already answered in the ad. Instead I will tell you about the potential fun you could have with this car. -Running over trash cans-Jumping…
Read MoreNeed an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe.
Need an excuse for being mad? Buy this bad Vibe. It comes with every excuse needed to justify grumpiness. It’s hard to tell if it’s a small car, a station wagon or a midget minivan, that’s pretty frustrating. Its got lots of miles on it, and the engine is as dead as the Pontiac brand…
Read MoreCHEAP FOR A REASON! Honest Deals on AFFORDABLE wheels.
Do you need more exercise? Chances are if you buy one of these vehicles I have affordably priced at $500 you will get many opportunities to walk to where you are going. No need to carve out time in your schedule, these vehicles will DECIDE FOR YOU when to walk to the store, to work,…
Read MoreOver the hill and thru the woods, all the way to grandmas house? This van, most likely can’t go.
This Nissan may send you on a Quest to find another way to get where you are going but you can have a ton of fun and save bucks not getting there. With a 24 Valve DOHC V6 engine you can rest assured its got power in reserve since the failing trans can’t get much…
Read MoreMore family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY.
You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…
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