More family fun when it barely runs! It’s time for an ODYSSEY.
You know your family needs more then an adventure, they want an ODYSSEY! One that looks ok on the outside, heck is darn near perfect on the inside but under the hood is another story. Mechanical problems are where you can truly enter the unknown. Buy this mechanically impaired honda to take your family on…
Read MoreEPIC puddle jumping TRASH CAN KILLER – Show up to your sister’s wedding in style!
CONGRATULATIONS! You just clicked that ad for the most amazing piece of automotive engineering available in any facebook classified posting EVER. I already know you want this car and I have no need to convince you to buy it but ill give you a few reasons to boost your confidence that you are making the…
Read MoreEnjoying a career of petty theft but ready to step up your game? BUY MY LAWN CARE TRUCK
Having a hard time stuffing televisions kids bikes or the contents of people unlocked cars into your hatchback? Wish you could get the bigger ticket items too? Well here is your chance! Not only is this truck big enough to haul lots of loot, its a cab over design allowing you to sneak into tighter…
Read MoreEPIC HEARSE! Kill trash cans, haul them in this!
Right about now one of two things has happened, #1 you clicked this by accident maybe just morbid curiosity and that is ok. OR you are FREAKING AWESOME and you know this car would suit your personality better than the boring piece of crap you drive now. Either way, keep reading you won’t be disappointed!…
Read MoreMisfit Hoopdies! $500 each.
Sing along! “A Honda for Jimmy A Mercedes for Sue A Truck that will even smell, “just like poo” When Hoopdoe-Sale Day is here The most wonderful day of the year.” $500 Car sale time! These are great for lawn art, redneck target practice, demo derby etc. The diesel benz runs great but…
Read Moreslick celica racecar for parking lot pimps
SOLD! Because Race-car Life, YO $750 Richmond, VA Ever wanted a supra but was unable to justify the expense? I have a reasonable solution for you right here. Sure its not rear wheel drive, or turbo, or a 6 cylinder, or fast, or even nice to look at but its a Toyota just like a…
Read Moredumpy honda crv
SOLD! (happens every time, still can’t figure out why) CRAPPY HONDA – Yep, check this unicorn out! $850 Richmond, VA Are you one of those people that likes to win arguments and prove the “norm” wrong but need proof to back up your position? I have just the vehicle for you. Challenge everyone that tells…
Read Moreescape the rust
SOLD! 2003 Ford “Escape” Hybrid. Avoid the hassles of actually driving by parking this fine example of undrivable automotive art in your driveway. We think the “hybrid” part means it was used as a boat because there is enough RUST under this thing to embarrass the Titanic. Sure it looks good up top, the interior…
Read MoreBus drivers should focus on parked cars
Someone actually bought this! SOLD! 2012 Ford Focus. LOOK! A Ford that’s broken at no fault of its own. The back story on this one is that apparently, a bus driver was unable to FOCUS on parked cars leading to this puddle jumper taking a hit and coming out a little worse for wear. One…
Read MoreBetter use of a junk ford truck as a toolbox
Be the Envy of the Shop! Buy this Ford Truck Themed TOOLBOX. Richmond, VA. $1450 Why invest thousands of your hard earned dollars with Snap-On or Matco when you can get so much more storage space for a fraction of the cost! This rolling cabinet has space for every tool you could ever need. Not…
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